Your name is THE PIG IN MINECRAFT, though people commonly call you PIG or PIGSTER.
You have a number of INTERESTS, including HARRY POTTER, MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, DOCTOR WHO, and, obviously, HOMESTUCK and MINECRAFT.
You like to program computers, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, a fact which happens to also be true of JOHN EGBERT.
You try to tag your Homestuck posts with “#Homestuck”, so that people can block them with TUMBLR SAVIOR or XKIT. However, you guess that anyone against Homestuck enough to block it would probably have left as soon as they saw your blog description written as if it had been addressed to yourself.
You claim to own the world's largest collection of RED SOCK FLUFF.
Your URL is ookiePigster, and you tend to speak in a manner which is somewhat formal and pedantic; though you hope it is not excessively so.
I helped launch a company today and that is fucking cool to me.
what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
Minecraft 14w32 (1.8) introduced five new doors, fences, and fence gates to match the six wood types.
i’m 18 in 2 days oh my god
Oh, you are evil.
To give him a good amount of creeps and humor, I’d show him this comic.