Your name is THE PIG IN MINECRAFT, though people commonly call you PIG or PIGSTER.
You have a number of INTERESTS, including HARRY POTTER, MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, DOCTOR WHO, and, obviously, HOMESTUCK and MINECRAFT.
You like to program computers, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, a fact which happens to also be true of JOHN EGBERT.
You try to tag your Homestuck posts with “#Homestuck”, so that people can block them with TUMBLR SAVIOR or XKIT. However, you guess that anyone against Homestuck enough to block it would probably have left as soon as they saw your blog description written as if it had been addressed to yourself.
You claim to own the world's largest collection of RED SOCK FLUFF.
Your URL is ookiePigster, and you tend to speak in a manner which is somewhat formal and pedantic; though you hope it is not excessively so.
hey folks boy & girl are not the only two gender options
I woke up this morning, and noticed that my brothers were playing Minecraft
I’ve never played Minecraft, but holy gods have I spent hours upon...
Just getting the ball rolling. Hey.
I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put...
because people are still asking that question
because women are payed less than men in approximately 99% of professions
because chris brown can...
i have no patience for anyone who brands themself a feminist and does not respect a woman’s personal choices in terms of clothing,...
engineering is red
science is blue
command is yellow
this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia
Before I block suspected spambots on Twitter, I visit their profiles in order to confirm their spambottery. This was tweeted by the most recent one:
"so of this we they you its it can all it out a its a not I and up your do and of was that not rt at with just and for not"
Either they really were a spambot, or there’s a “Twitch Tweets” stream out there somewhere.
i feel so bad for the fedora
it started out as this great icon of feminism thanks to sarah berndhart and honestly a good hat (a good hat mind you not cheap shlock) does do wonders for making someone look dapper whether it be fedora or trilby (i slightly prefer trilbies)
and now it’s become shorthand for the very most obnoxious slime of society
i am sorry fedora. i am so sorry. humanity has failed you, you poor brave hat