Your name is THE PIG IN MINECRAFT, though people commonly call you PIG or PIGSTER.
You have a number of INTERESTS, including HARRY POTTER, MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, DOCTOR WHO, and, obviously, HOMESTUCK and MINECRAFT.
You like to program computers, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, a fact which happens to also be true of JOHN EGBERT.
You try to tag your Homestuck posts with “#Homestuck”, so that people can block them with TUMBLR SAVIOR or XKIT. However, you guess that anyone against Homestuck enough to block it would probably have left as soon as they saw your blog description written as if it had been addressed to yourself.
You claim to own the world's largest collection of RED SOCK FLUFF.
Your URL is ookiePigster, and you tend to speak in a manner which is somewhat formal and pedantic; though you hope it is not excessively so.
SO FUN FUN STORY TIME (i’m not being sarcastic; this is actually great)
i dropped off applications at habit burger, see’s candies, jamba juice, and...
you know what we say to people who tell us “go to sleep” before it’s even midnight?
at this rate I should just make an ask blog for pivot :V
hokay so im slightly drunk because even though its only one beer this beer is huge and has like a 9.4 percent abv so its strong ashell also...
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. … they carefully told me, computers could only do arithmetic; they could not do programs.