The Pig in Minecraft

  1. poopflow:

    how to get a girl wet in one easy step

    1. push her into a pool
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  3. 7hrone:

    Randomly decided to ship Railyx X Luna for not reason at all

    Me too.

  4. thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

    kawaiipeculier:

    imagine if you were having sex with someone and in the heat of passion they cried out “yehaw!!”

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  5. the-vashta-nerada:

    today i met a girl and she was like “you’re like my cousin” and i was like “cool” and she said “no i mean you’re literally my cousin” and explained how we’re related and long story short i met my long lost cousin today

  6. team-hiddleston:

    ralkana:

    i-believe-in-john-watson:

    “It’s harder than people realise. Toast, poached eggs, bacon, baked beans… whichever way you like your eggs - scrambled, fried.” OTP: Tom/Food

    I want to hug Jeremy 

    Aww, look at his face!

    Is it a bird! Is it a plane! No it’s *dramatic music* ENGLISH BREAKFAST MAN! 

  7. The Shortest Horror Story Ever

    ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

    mad-angel-with-a-box:

    frequency-radio:

    supersonicbionic:

     The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

    -Frederic Brown

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    Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

    And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

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    #How fandoms ruin hipster posts

    You spelled ‘make them better’ wrong.

    #How fandoms make them better hipster posts?

  8. kinkjolras:

    blindterezi:

    sassyterrorist2:

    Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying

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    so this is the ultimate question

    the answer to life the universe and everything

  9. jesspinkman:

    being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

    #the optimistic look on pessimism  

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